Martha stopped by, but she wouldn't teach me how to eat between naps. Boo.
The Smiths showed up to welcome me into the world. I ignored them. Sorry, guys! I'll be less comatose next time.
How a little girl named Dare greets the world...
My birth was originally supposed to be at 5pm, but I decided that this was too late in the afternoon. I made Mom & Dad rush to the hospital at 2 in the morning for a 4 AM C-section. It was only 13 hours early, but hey, I really had to go and there was no bathroom in there. Once out, I pooped 6 times in the first hour! Man, that felt good.
They will be putty in my hands. So will Mom, she looks like a pushover.
I still need to win over Dad. I don't think he's happy to see me, he almost fainted as soon as he saw me.